Ah yes, ah yes. The sweet melody of violins in the morning. A cup of tea and slice of bred shall do. But do you ever stop and think to yourself, "Gee, I wonder if VSL company could sample food?" Don't you ever ponder alternate realities? For example, what if VSL was actually VSD? A good question! A good question, indeed.
Vienna Symphonic Dinners... Such a company would not multisample violins, flutes, and trumpets, oh no. Such a company would be multisampling foods! Foods such as grapes, turkey, and cheese. Yes, such an alternate reality would turn bedroom composers into bedroom chefs. Now imagine this: eating a techno of analog-synthesized food created out of basic food "taste waves", mixing in some VSD samples to create your very own perfect new age dinners! Doesn't that sound nice?
Now I ask you this:
-Do you love making music?
-Do you dream of music, do you breathe it, do you think of it every day?
-Do you eat it and drink it?
-Do you put it in the microwave and heat it up? If only VSL was actually VSD.
Hello, I am Argitoth. [[;)]]
Vienna Symphonic Dinners... Such a company would not multisample violins, flutes, and trumpets, oh no. Such a company would be multisampling foods! Foods such as grapes, turkey, and cheese. Yes, such an alternate reality would turn bedroom composers into bedroom chefs. Now imagine this: eating a techno of analog-synthesized food created out of basic food "taste waves", mixing in some VSD samples to create your very own perfect new age dinners! Doesn't that sound nice?
Now I ask you this:
-Do you love making music?
-Do you dream of music, do you breathe it, do you think of it every day?
-Do you eat it and drink it?
-Do you put it in the microwave and heat it up? If only VSL was actually VSD.
Hello, I am Argitoth. [[;)]]