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Last post Tue, Sep 27 2022 by mh-7635, 7 replies.
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Posted on Sat, Sep 17 2022 01:25
by William
Joined on Sun, Nov 24 2002, USA, Posts 5722

I wanted to warn everyone who uses VSL products - your brain may be in jeopardy.  Unless you have taken certain safeguards, the all-too-real heartbreak of Total Brain Removal may be perpetrated by person or persons unknown.  A certain International Corporation has verified that there are now "actors" who are engaged in cornering those who use sample libraries - especially orchestral samples - in the normally derelict dwellings they are forced by circumstance to use.  These "actors" are tranquilizing, then sawing open, the often deformed skulls of VSL users in particular, and removing their brains. Why?  Why is this happening?  We currently have no idea, but it may have to do with the fact that the current sample market is "saturated."  As Herb Tucmandl indicated presciently.  He, and others here, are all too aware of this sad state of affairs.  But nothing - apparently - can be done about it. 

Posted on Mon, Sep 19 2022 19:19
by William
Joined on Sun, Nov 24 2002, USA, Posts 5722

The aliens attempted their OBSCENE and disgusting brain removal upon myself and another - this one a Sonokinetic user (who are apparently not immune). However, we succeeded in escaping by doing a total MIDI reset which caused the aliens' heads to explode.  That was a relief.  But my previous warning still applies. 

Posted on Thu, Sep 22 2022 01:54
by tchampe
Joined on Wed, Apr 25 2018, Posts 101

Uh...ok...Since your name is neither Barney nor Betty, I must assume that this is some biting satire worthy of Swift himself. Unfortunately, I am far too clueless to know what the hell you are talking about. Unless, of course, this is the opening marketing salvo for the long-awaited director's cut of Disembodied.

Posted on Thu, Sep 22 2022 07:44
by Macker
Joined on Tue, Aug 21 2018, London, Posts 594

A shocking and horrifying revelation, William! 

Now I'm desperately hoping that someone - such as your good self - with direct experience and knowledge of this dreadful threat to everyone here will lead the way in exposing it in some detail, so that we may at least try to be on our guard - if it's not already too late! 

Perhaps a William Kersten animation production would be a most suitable vehicle for such a warning to artists.

(And somehow, I've an eager feeling that another fabulous animation production by William Kersten may pop up sooner rather than later, lol.)

"Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words."
~ Franz Liszt
Posted on Tue, Sep 27 2022 01:13
by William
Joined on Sun, Nov 24 2002, USA, Posts 5722

Tom, well yes I am working on the new version of Disembodied.  However, this does not diminish the importance of the warning.  And what Betty and Barney experienced - it is nothing compared to what these particular aliens have perpetrated, right here on this planet.  The insidious infiltration of skull cavities everywhere - it is something no one should ignore whatever their national origin,  political affiliation, religious persuasion, ethnic background, or personal orientation one way or another.  A brain is a terrible thing to lose!   

Posted on Tue, Sep 27 2022 01:25
by William
Joined on Sun, Nov 24 2002, USA, Posts 5722

Macker,

You seem to have channeled what I am working on. However, because of certain high-level security concerns, I cannot reveal more about the real reasons for my warning.  Just remember - this is not a test. This is the real thing. 

SAMPLE USERS! 

No matter what persuasion you identify with - VSL, Spitfire, Sonokinetic, even Siedlaczek or Miroslav-  you are at risk!  The aliens have targeted in particular those who reproduce orchestral music with digital means, no matter how, no matter how primitive or advanced their means. Why have they done this? The reason may be revealed in the sinister significance of the VSL logo - just why is this company releasing one thing after another with stars, galaxies, nebulae in the advertising - all extraterrestrial references?  The all-too-real reason may truly be - 

THEY HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED. 

Perhaps, even probed.  Naturally, Herb Tucmandl would have been protected due to his sequestration within the Synchron HQ.   It is - I have heard from reliable sources - heavily fortified.      

Posted on Tue, Sep 27 2022 08:26
by mh-7635
Joined on Wed, Aug 04 2004, Posts 198

Originally Posted by: William Go to Quoted Post

.................................The reason may be revealed in the sinister significance of the VSL logo - just why is this company they releasing one thing after another with stars, galaxies, nebulae in the advertising - all extraterrestrial references?  The all-too-real reason may truly be - 

THEY HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED. 

 

...and here's the proof....

air force pilots see cube shaped ufo

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